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36 strange classes for your game of bastards. (& other RPGs).

You could be ... 

  • a Light Drinker
  • Silence Kid
  • a Spider Priest
  • & more!


  • abilities like VOMIT FLIES
  • items like MEMORY SHARDS and SAUCE
  • quirks like NEVER SLEEPS and BLUE FLESH
  • tattoos like LET IT BURN and MAGIC IS EASY
  • drives like REWRITE THE STARS
  • drugs like BRAINDROPS
  • gods like THE MOTHER WE SHARE

Created for the bastards. jam

Use at your own risk, modify to your dark heart's resigned content.

(art by the amazing perplexing ruins

buy if you can, take a free community copy if you can't, fuck capitalism and have a nice day.

CategoryPhysical game
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(8 total ratings)
TagsClasses, Tabletop role-playing game, weird


Buy Now$3.00 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $3 USD. You will get access to the following files:

sample bastards_v1.pdf 1 MB
sample bastards_v1_pages.pdf 1 MB

... Or Just Take It

Support this game at or above a special price point to receive something exclusive.

Community Copies

Fuck capitalism.

Buy this if you can, take free copies if you can't, no questions asked.

Basically, any money from this goes back to RPG artists and creators I like and can support through patreon and art commissions.


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Neat and cleanly layed out little supplement for some characters. Even if just needing some cool NPCs