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100 character classes based on music prompts provided by our Kickstarter backers.

+200 MORE BASTARDS, sponsored by our TOTAL BASTARD Kickstarter backers Joe and Zack!

Made for use with Micah Anderson’s excellent RPG Bastards, but you can use them with any game system as PC backgrounds or interesting NPCs.


  • 100 Bastards based on music references submitted by backers
  • I Search the Bastard: 100 items for your Bastards and their friends, enemies, and frenemies
  • You Quirky Bastards: 100 physical, mental and behavioral attributes to spice up your Bastards
  • Birthplaces of Bastards: 100 places your bastards may have come from (like the Cosmic Cave, Abyss Mouth, House of Light, or the Ocean of Tears)
  • Bastard Remixer: a 4d20 character generator table, with attributes selected from submitted bastards. 
  • Joe's 100 Bastards: hand-picked songs by Joe,  mind-mangling interpretations by STATIONS
  • Zack's 100 Bastards: oh shit there's even more bastards, for our pal Zack!

Art by perplexing ruins, strega, evyln moreau, & jean verne

Also available: sample bastards, including 36 bastard classes and a bunch of bonus flavor

CategoryPhysical game
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(9 total ratings)
GenreRole Playing


Buy Now$15.00 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $15 USD. You will get access to the following files:

100 bastards_v1_pages.pdf 24 MB
100 bastards_v1_spreads.pdf 24 MB
100 bastards_v1_plaintext 79 kB
100 bastards_Zack_pages_v1.1.pdf 10 MB
100 bastards_Zack_spreads_v1.1.pdf 11 MB
100 bastards_Joe_pages_v1.2.pdf 14 MB
100 bastards_Joe_spreads_v1.2.pdf 14 MB
100_bastards_joe_plaintext.html 66 kB
100_bastards_zack_plaintext.html 85 kB

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Why is there not a way to purchase this? No download button that I could find!

oh, very weird! trying to get to the bottom of it now!

Should be fixed thanks for letting me know!

Thanks so much!